I was lying on my back with my legs in the air thinking today... no you dirty-minded pigs, it was YOGA! Anyway, there I was lying on my back, listening to my mat neighbor's breathing and it dawned on me that there are several bits of wisdom I have obtained that if not passed on to someone, they would die with me. This would be an epic shame and if I reach just one...then I have done enough.
Think of this as part of me that will always be with you.... kinda like an STD but more fun to talk about at parties.
1.) Thong panties are not for yoga class, horseback riding, or four-wheeling.
2.) Don't talk to someone that works at your favorite fast food restaurant about what really goes on in the kitchen.
3.) Never ask if someone is pregnant or expecting or knocked up because they probably just carry weight like their Aunt Sue does, all around the middle.
4.) Do NOT refuse to "dispose" of your $20 lip gloss in an airport security gate, trust me.
6.) Your sense of taste is not the first sensory of choice in all situations!
7.) Jägermeister is not your friend. It does not make you sexier or a better dancer. It does, in fact, guarantee vomit that tastes like Pine-sol.
9.) Do not put "Inbox" on your trash can and set it on your desk.
10.) The orange sprinkly-looking things on sushi are NOT sprinkles!
I'll try to come up with more tidbits of life lessons as I learn them. If you have any, please share with the group. You will not shock me. I've probably done it twice.